26 May, 2012

My Favorites List and the absurd things one can deduce about me from them

So I did a psych test a while back and it was ridiculous how patriarchal, antisocial and reductive the test results were. MMPI, fuck you.

Here is a satire-

Favo(u)rite Colo(u)r(s)
Cornflower Blue
Magenta
Yellow

Subject likes bright, "feminine" colours and is no doubt insane.

Favo(u)rite Movie(s)
Princess Mononoke
The New World
Tekkonkinkreet
Wizard of Oz
Ghost Dog

Subject likes "romantic", "environmental" films. Subject is unattached to neurotypical "subjects". No doubt insane.

Favo(u)rite Book(s)
Kafka on the Shore
Metamorphosis
Demian
Bone
The Lorax

Subject is detached from reality, as evidenced by tendency to "magic realism" and unfinished/speculative types of works. No doubt he is insane.


Favo(u)rite Music(s)
Counting Crows
Dave Matthews
Blues Traveler

Subject no doubt likes to listen to Morrisey as well, while cutting arms.


Favo(u)rite Place(s)
Appalachian Trail, (Virginia, Georgia)
Atitlan, Guatemala

Subject lives in fictional world, his favorite places represent ones out of step with the real world.

Favo(u)rite People(s)
Donna Williams
Henry Darger
Franz Kafka

Subject idolizes those out of step with the real world and those who do not fit in and some who were not famous during their lifetime. Subject obviously has no interest in real world values such as money and gold chains and bling.


Favo(u)rite Day(s)
Tuesday

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